But what the heck…

This is from the Producer of Wright’s Drirection to one of the actors who is on staff here and is notorious for never looking at the script before hand.

(As though you are reading an urgent telegram)

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Shooting Monday. (stop)

10 am. (stop)

Must have lines memorized. (stop)

As we only have one hour. (stop)

Pages 2-5 (stop)

And 15 – 17. (stop)

Urgent sweet memorization skills necessary. (stop)

You can do it. (stop)

Or Darth Carmichael will appear. (stop)

Have a good and (stop)

Productive rest of your (stop)

Vacation. (stop)

Sincerest apologies for the intrusion on your vaykay. (stop)

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“Darth Carmichael” …it has a nice ring to it…

…..Dum Dum Du Dum, Du Du Dum, Du Du Dum…..