Just a funny story….That is true….And annoying (at least for me). For the sake of this story, we will hope that all party’s that would require being married, are married.

So it is Monday night and I am hitting the sack a little early because I have to get up for an early morning bible study. I get to sleep around 10:30 and am sleeping quite peacefully until about 1:30AM (just wanted to capitalize it to make sure there is no mistaking the hour). At the stroke of 1:30, I am awakened by really rusty springs. And this bed must be absent a frame cause it sounded as if they were right on top of me. You can imagine the sound….eearh eearh eearh….over and over again. My initial thought was, that is nice for that presumably married couple. My second thought was, “why hasn’t Harley (who was on his side of the bed) woken up?” FORTY-FIVE minutes later, my thoughts had changed to, “if they don’t knock it off, I am going to start banging on the wall” (I decided against this in case they mistook it for competition) and “how can Harley still be asleep??”. Over an HOUR AND A HALF later, what I can remember of my thoughts sound like this: “Nether one of them is going to be able to walk tomorrow” and “did Harley take something before he went to bed and does he still have a pulse??”

Finally, they either quite or I got use to the rhythm and fell asleep. Then, last night, I was heading to bed around 11:15 and the same thing started to happen. Fortunately, it only last about half an hour. But Still!!!!