Things To Do At Wal-Mart While You Wait For Your Family To Shop…
1 Get boxes of condoms & put them in peoples carts when they arent looking
2 Make a trail of orange juice on the floor to the restrooms
3 Walk up to an employee and announce in an official tone I think we have a code 3 in housewares and see what happens
4 Put some M&Ms on lay away
5 Set up a tent in the camping department tell others youll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding
6 Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose
7 Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from Mission Impossible
8 While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are
9 In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different size funnels
10 Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through whisper PICK ME! PICK ME!

thanks to laffey for this…it was her away message….